Clifford the Big Red Social Gaming Magnate
Today ruthless business executive and CEO of Zynga, Mark “Good Boy” Pinkcus announced that the social networking add on to its biggest game like “FarmVille” and “Mafia Wars 2 – Don’t Worry It Doesn’t Change Much” will be closing it’s doors to the public very soon.
“It’s a shame but that’s the way it is unfortunately,” explained Mark on his golden throne he bought for 1.2 trillion Farmville dollars. “People are just less interested in socialising than they are in clicking stuff and watching animations. We were surprised too, but I guess that people just didn’t ‘like’ it. Ha! Like! Oh that’s excellent, Sandra, take a note, I’m a platinum level genius. Also buy another jet, I’m bored looking at this one, it reminds me too much of my last ex wife. She liked fucking huge wastes of space. Speaking of which can you throw this reporter out? He’s looking at me with his sad, poor eyes. I think he’s making my stock drop by breathing the air I turn away. Urgh…”
The shutdown will cause millions of users come to terms with a reality outside that of the bright and colourful world of facebook. Psychologists suggest that a complete lack of communication with other players (or “users” as the profession calls them) will cause severe distress and feelings of abandonment. If you encounter an ex-user simply grab hold of them and make sure they don’t poke you, as it is believed to be infectious. Remember: just because Zynga killed it doesn’t make it dead.
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