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Archive for December, 2012
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2013 Cancelled
Posted on December 31, 2012 | No CommentsToday Greenwich Mean Time, publishers of the year 2012, have announced the last minute cancellation of 2013 due to the poor reception of 2012. The announcement has come as a […] -
Valve: “In future, it’s easier to just declare whenever we don’t have a sale”
Posted on December 21, 2012 | No CommentsAs the Christmas Sale opens, Valve are once again bathed in the goodwill of the collective Internet, as prices for games on Steam plummet faster than a thing which plummets […] -
An Apology to THQ
Posted on December 20, 2012 | No CommentsThey did it. They finally did it. THQ has filed for chapter 11 bankruptcy, which in plain English means they’re actually properly fucked this time. It seems no amount of […] -
Games industry to ask for 2012 “do-over”
Posted on December 19, 2012 | No CommentsWith sales falling, a lack of energy and very few major releases, 2012 has been something of a let-down for the video games industry. While Nintendo posted its first ever […] -
Gamers Blame Fox News for School Shooting
Posted on December 18, 2012 | No CommentsIn a controversial move a group of concerned gamers have blamed a recent school shooting on a combination of access to guns and the news channel Fox News. A statement […] -
Kickstarter “superproject” founded for failed projects
Posted on December 17, 2012 | No CommentsFor every Pebble Watch, Doublefine Adventure or Ouya, hundreds of Kickstarter projects fail to reach their goal, whether these be overachieving video games, useless trinkets or technology which is at […] -
Bioshock Infinite to Let Gamers Vote for What Game Goes in the Box
Posted on December 14, 2012 | No CommentsIn a attempt to please everyone, Ken Levine today revealed that gamers from around the world will be able to participate in an online poll to choose which game they […] -
Nintendoland secession crisis – German army called in
Posted on December 13, 2012 | No CommentsIn the wake of the Nintendoland secession crisis, which saw new Nintendo IP Nintendoland attempt to secede from the rest of the company’s portfolio, NATO have deployed troops from the […] -
Rockstar Announces Red Dead Redemption iOS “just to see if it can”
Posted on December 12, 2012 | No CommentsThe developers at Rockstar responsible for the ports of Grand Theft Auto III and Vice City today announced it will be attempting to port Rockstar’s Western thriller Red Dead Redemption […] -
Kotaku “left on repeat” since 2006
Posted on December 11, 2012 | No CommentsIn documents which have come to light since Hurricane Sandy knocked out all of Gawker’s servers last month, it has been revealed that popular gaming news and softcore-porn website Kotaku […]