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Ubisoft – “SimCity fiasco is viral marketting for Watch_Dogs”
Posted on March 11, 2013 | No CommentsTotal gridlock. Thousands unable to access their places of work, leisure or rest. Movement restricted to a 2 square kilometer area. A city totally and utterly shut down. EA’s latest […] -
Sony Not Sure Whether PS4 Games are even Next-Gen
Posted on February 28, 2013 | 1 CommentAfter a confusing reveal of the PS4 last week it’s become clear that eve higher ups at Sony are beginning to become confused as to whether any games on the […] -
RIAA to stop copyright infringement “for realsies this time”
Posted on February 27, 2013 | No CommentsThe Recording Industry Association of America (RIAA) and Motion Picture Association of America (MPAA) were celebrating last night as they announced that their latest plans to stop downloading content without […] -
Sir Alex Ferguson “actually cyborg constantly running Football Manager 2011”
Posted on February 26, 2013 | No CommentsMANCHESTER, ENGLAND- The noted “greatest manager ever” and worldwide backbone of the chewing gum industry, Sir Alex Ferguson, has today been revealed to be a freakish hybrid of man and […] -
PC gamers reaching dangerous levels of “smug”
Posted on February 21, 2013 | No CommentsExperts in digital media interactions have warned that the level of smugness tested amongst PC gamers, which has been rising for the past five years, is reaching dangerously high levels. […] -
PS4 speculation officially exhausted
Posted on February 19, 2013 | No CommentsGames journalists are at a loss today after it emerged that there was nothing left for them to speculate on with regards to tomorrow’s probable announcement of the PlayStation 4. […] -
Shock as cherished childhood game turns out to actually be “a bit shit”
Posted on February 14, 2013 | No CommentsAn unnamed man from Ohio was reeling today after it turned out that his favourite game from his childhood – 1994 Super Nintendo Entertainment System release The Smurfs was actually […] -
System Shock 2 to Not Have Co-Op
Posted on February 13, 2013 | No CommentsIn a surprise discovery it has been found that the soon to be re-released System Shock 2, a horror FPS from the makers of Bioshock, will not feature any sort […] -
“Next Xbox” latest rumours – console to be manufactured by Microsoft, will play games
Posted on February 12, 2013 | No CommentsThe Internet rumour mill has been swilling about for the past few weeks attempting to decide just what horrible ways the next Xbox will change the Xbox 360, and has […] -
TRAGIC “ROCKET-JUMP” ACCIDENT KILLS YOUNG 45 YEAR OLD
Posted on February 8, 2013 | No CommentsSALT LAKE CITY- UTAH Tragedy struck a typical American army base yesterday when 45-year-old Kevin Francis Bacon of Salt Lake City died attempting a controversial new maneuver in modern warfare- the “rocket […]