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The Grater Good: Saying Goodbye to a Dragon
Posted on February 18, 2013 | 1 CommentThe Playstation 1 era was tough. I was 11 years old, I only got a little pocket money a week, and I still don’t quite get what this “saving your […] -
Shock as cherished childhood game turns out to actually be “a bit shit”
Posted on February 14, 2013 | No CommentsAn unnamed man from Ohio was reeling today after it turned out that his favourite game from his childhood – 1994 Super Nintendo Entertainment System release The Smurfs was actually […] -
System Shock 2 to Not Have Co-Op
Posted on February 13, 2013 | No CommentsIn a surprise discovery it has been found that the soon to be re-released System Shock 2, a horror FPS from the makers of Bioshock, will not feature any sort […] -
“Next Xbox” latest rumours – console to be manufactured by Microsoft, will play games
Posted on February 12, 2013 | No CommentsThe Internet rumour mill has been swilling about for the past few weeks attempting to decide just what horrible ways the next Xbox will change the Xbox 360, and has […] -
The Grater Good: An inFAMOUS Disaster
Posted on February 11, 2013 | No CommentsFaulty generator simulator inFAMOUS is one of the PS3’s stronger exclusives, and indeed one it’s smarter titles. Made by the talented bunch over at Sucker Punch this game has some […] -
TRAGIC “ROCKET-JUMP” ACCIDENT KILLS YOUNG 45 YEAR OLD
Posted on February 8, 2013 | No CommentsSALT LAKE CITY- UTAH Tragedy struck a typical American army base yesterday when 45-year-old Kevin Francis Bacon of Salt Lake City died attempting a controversial new maneuver in modern warfare- the “rocket […] -
Silent Hill’s Only Hospital to Close
Posted on February 7, 2013 | No CommentsSILENT HILL- AMERICA Following literally numerous complaints from patients at the Alchemilla Hospital in the town of Silent Hill, authorities have announced that following an independent inquiry into events at […] -
North Korea uses The Sims to display “decadent and destructive imperialist lifestyle”
Posted on February 6, 2013 | No CommentsWhile the world quaked in fear having seen North Korea’s latest visual masterpiece, depicting a flaming New York City from Activision’s Modern Warfare 3, it turns out that this was […] -
YouTube commenter solves all industry woes in less than 400 characters
Posted on February 5, 2013 | No CommentsThe video game industry is expected to see record profits this quarter after all of its woes were solved by a single YouTube commenter. Thirteen-year old “sniperzekrom99”, with a particularly […] -
The Grater Good: I’m So Smart, I Can Count to 3
Posted on February 4, 2013 | No CommentsMany games these days are glossed over with accusations of shallowness and pandering, a genre trope started and perfected by the Call of Duty series and something many other games […]