THQ to sell Saints Row the Third as DLC

By
Lewis Dunn
– December 6, 2012Posted in: News

Yes, THQ. Again.

In a desperate attempt to make any money out of Darksiders 2 THQ have announced that its only selling game Saints Row the Third will be downloadable content for the title.

The move has been seen by analysts to be a cry for help from THQ whose recent attempt to make money out of the humble bundle scheme failed to raise any more than $350 after sales of 350 bundles. We caught up with Michael Pachter after he tried to escape our house.

“Please let me go, I don’t have a comment for everything, I haven’t seen my family for days,” said Mr Pachter as we dragged him back to our ‘comment box’. “Look I think your obsession with THQ is unhealthy, this story isn’t even based on any Current news story, you’re clearly vying for a story with THQ in because you find them funny.”

Mr Pachter was then ‘re educated’ by our journalist Borris. We refute Mr Pacheter’s claim that this article isnt satire and is instead a cover for a slow news day. No, the fact we update every day is not making life hard for the writers of pixel grater and it is not overly ambitious to keep going. Is this 250 words yet Cieran? I can’t hit Pachter until he says Nintendo is doomed again, he’s just weeping. We’re even starting to feel a bit bad about it.

Just a bit though.

About Lewis Dunn

Lewis got into gaming as a child, when he was handed the portable version of crack cocaine, known colloquially as Tetris. He would spend hours trying to make blocks form lines so they would disappear never to return. At the age of 8 he had his first existential crisis as to what happens to blocks that disappear. Lewis has a deep love of humour in games, with some of his favourites being No More Heroes, Brutal Legend & Portal. Lewis enjoys writing bios in the third person.