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Sir Alex Ferguson “actually cyborg constantly running Football Manager 2011”
Posted on February 26, 2013 | No CommentsMANCHESTER, ENGLAND- The noted “greatest manager ever” and worldwide backbone of the chewing gum industry, Sir Alex Ferguson, has today been revealed to be a freakish hybrid of man and […] -
TRAGIC “ROCKET-JUMP” ACCIDENT KILLS YOUNG 45 YEAR OLD
Posted on February 8, 2013 | No CommentsSALT LAKE CITY- UTAH Tragedy struck a typical American army base yesterday when 45-year-old Kevin Francis Bacon of Salt Lake City died attempting a controversial new maneuver in modern warfare- the “rocket […] -
Silent Hill’s Only Hospital to Close
Posted on February 7, 2013 | No CommentsSILENT HILL- AMERICA Following literally numerous complaints from patients at the Alchemilla Hospital in the town of Silent Hill, authorities have announced that following an independent inquiry into events at […]