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Silent Hill’s Only Hospital to Close
Posted on February 7, 2013 | No CommentsSILENT HILL- AMERICA Following literally numerous complaints from patients at the Alchemilla Hospital in the town of Silent Hill, authorities have announced that following an independent inquiry into events at […] -
North Korea uses The Sims to display “decadent and destructive imperialist lifestyle”
Posted on February 6, 2013 | No CommentsWhile the world quaked in fear having seen North Korea’s latest visual masterpiece, depicting a flaming New York City from Activision’s Modern Warfare 3, it turns out that this was […] -
YouTube commenter solves all industry woes in less than 400 characters
Posted on February 5, 2013 | No CommentsThe video game industry is expected to see record profits this quarter after all of its woes were solved by a single YouTube commenter. Thirteen-year old “sniperzekrom99”, with a particularly […] -
EA denies Origin encourages violent attacks
Posted on February 1, 2013 | No CommentsYesterday, during a conference call with analysts ahead of EA’s quarterly earnings report, CEO John John Riccitiello claimed that recent stories of users violently attacking each other after being subject […] -
DotA player admits: “It’s all a lie – DotA is fictional”
Posted on January 29, 2013 | No CommentsPlayers of popular MOBA DotA and its sequel DotA 2 have for a long time covered the Internet in their supposedly impermeable community, spreading the “word” of the titles through […] -
Games company manages to startup without a Kickstarter
Posted on January 25, 2013 | 1 CommentMan, it’s been in the news a lot recently hasn’t it? Kickstarter…a year ago it was just for hipsters to make black-and-white films, now people make actual money off it! […] -
Vigil Games to Kickstart Auction
Posted on January 24, 2013 | No CommentsIn a surprise twist the studio Vigil Games, after failing to be bought at the THQ studios auction, has decided to Kickstart a campaign to rent out an auction house […] -
THQ asset auction sees letter T, H and Q sold off
Posted on January 23, 2013 | No CommentsAfter it became apparently that there was no possible financial way to save a company whose only assets consisted of a piece of string, two copies of Darksiders and thousands […] -
The News in Poetry: Atari goes Under and God of War Single Player Demo
Posted on January 22, 2013 | No CommentsAtari declares Bankruptcy (Guest Editor: W H Auden) As Atari set out one decade With intentions in their head To found a game company And never find it dead It […] -
Steam Guides in cookie controversy
Posted on January 21, 2013 | No CommentsThe Internet was abuzz last week with the news that Valve, in a move widely seen as being an attempt to compete with GameFAQs in the “helpful, but mildly obnoxious” […]