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Angry Birds Catches STD off Star Wars
Posted on October 9, 2012 | No CommentsAt midnight last night the Angry Birds franchise was rushed to a hospital after it collapsed unexpectedly in the app store. Doctors and nurses quickly revived the franchise, and revealed […] -
Warcraft player’s history in politics comes back to haunt him
Posted on October 8, 2012 | No Comments47-year old Callum Anderson is an average World of Warcraft player, who recently got back into the game with the release of Mists of Pandaria, however returning from his five-year […] -
Konami Can’t Remember Where it Left its Release Schedule
Posted on October 5, 2012 | No CommentsIn a surprising announcement Konami has revealed that the reason its PR hasn’t been able to keep people informed as to its latest releases is because it lost the form that told […] -
Ubisoft attempting to provoke US national outrage as result of “dare from Activision”.
Posted on October 4, 2012 | 3 CommentsYesterday, Ubisoft announced that in the DLC for upcoming Assassin’s Creed III, the villain will be the founder of life, liberty and apple pie himself, George Washington. As the predictable […] -
PS Vita approaching “Full Functionality”
Posted on October 3, 2012 | 3 CommentsToday Sony announced that the Playstion Vita was swiftly approaching what it described as “full functionality” and will soon be able to do what everyone expected it to do in […] -
Major media outlets plan embargo embargo
Posted on October 2, 2012 | 1 CommentWith the embargo on Resident Evil 6 finally over, media outlets were finally able to reveal what they truly thought of the horrible, horrible, poorly-made title. However the entire situation […] -
No-one Really Surprised by FIFA 13 Scandal
Posted on October 1, 2012 | No CommentsIt was revealed earlier this week that EA has surreptitiously and with intent to deceive re-released the Wii version of FIFA 12 with minor alterations as FIFA 13. The barely […] -
World of Goo now officially owned by everybody
Posted on September 28, 2012 | 1 Comment2D Boy revealed a startling stat on their website today – everybody now owns World of Goo. The 2D puzzler, originally released on the Wii but since ported to every […] -
THQ temporarily declares Bankruptcy
Posted on September 27, 2012 | No CommentsTHQ have today announced they have declared bankruptcy after they failed to meet financial deadlines. However, 10 minutes later, after somebody accidentally bought a uDraw tablet off Amazon thinking it […] -
Global scientific progress advances hundredfold during hour-long Steam outage
Posted on September 26, 2012 | 1 CommentYesterday saw an horrendous act shake the PC community, as millions of users of Valve’s Steam service were unable to access their games, achievements and hats. The service was down […]