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Call of Duty 4 to get HD remake
Posted on August 10, 2012 | No CommentsGiven the current trend for remaking old games with HD textures and optimisation so that they work on modern machines, Activision have announced that they will soon be bringing an […] -
Steam to start distributing heated water vapour
Posted on August 9, 2012 | No CommentsHot on the heels of Valve’s latest announcement that their popular digital distribution platform Steam will be distributing every program known on the Internet forever, the corporation has also announced […] -
Capcom release entire game as DLC
Posted on August 8, 2012 | No CommentsCapcom have announced that upcoming title Super Street Fighter IV: Ultimate Special Edition X will break new ground in the gaming industry, by having the entire title released as DLC. […] -
Square Enix Accidentally Publish Brilliant Games
Posted on August 7, 2012 | No CommentsMuch to everybody’s surprise the recent run of Square Enix games have been some of the finest the company have ever produced; from Deus Ex to Batman, Square Enix has […] -
EA stock to go “free to play”
Posted on August 6, 2012 | No CommentsFollowing its annual investor meeting last week, at which the company had to face up to some rather harsh truths about its business model (namely that treating customers like imbecilic […] -
Patent industry in crisis as “patent troll” patented
Posted on August 3, 2012 | No CommentsFor the last five or ten years, the tech world has been constantly assailed by patent trolls, groups or companies who set out to obtain an obscure patent for a […] -
Tetris Cited as Reason Man Demolished Building
Posted on August 2, 2012 | 1 CommentIn the wake of the horrifying news that a city block in Devorner had been blown up by 23 year old Henry Kallus, police interrogators revealed that they think the […] -
UK game ratings to be determined by “Peggy” after mix-up
Posted on August 1, 2012 | No CommentsIt’s been a popular opening to trailers for a few years now. The screen darkens, the announcer says in his dull monotone “PEGI, 18”, and the action begins. While in […] -
Sony Engineers Gather to Figure out why the PS3 has a Printer Function
Posted on July 31, 2012 | No CommentsToday the greatest minds at Sony assembled in their Japanese Head-Quarters with one thing on their mind: why exactly does the PS3 have printer functionality? The gathering of over 100 […] -
Microsoft to Bring Office to the Xbox this Fall
Posted on July 30, 2012 | No CommentsIn a snap press conference called about an hour ago (you have no idea how many speed limits we had to break to get to it) Microsoft announced that Microsoft […]